‘PORT TALK

Rosa: I forgive you.

Janis: You’re welcome.

Rosa: I suppose I am.

Janis: Wow! That’s great!

Rosa: Enough.

Janis: Look who’s working today!?!? fa-la-la-la-la!

Rosa: Don the bells! Ye who’s folly… Jan-la-la-la-la-is!

Janis:  lol!  How’s Poo?

Rosa: Poo is pewing.  How’s Pee?

Janis: Pee is wheeing.

Janis: Merry Hanukkah! Merry Kwanzaa!  Merry Chriseve!

Rosa: Merry Silence.

Janis: Merry joyful twinkle star, ye Bethleham! O’ Jesus is born.  Jingle bells, the red nosed reindeer.  Two turtle hugs and a pear on the palm tree! Silent day, holy night, all is joys, all is jolly.

Rosa:  *silence*

Janis: Did you clean up yet? I want my house nice and clean!

Rosa: Raine is doing her best. Give her a break! The beer bottles are slippery for her. Can’t expect perfect.

Janis: Sigh….She is only TWO!!!!!!!!!!

Rosa: Exactly. That’s my point. Can’t expect 100 percent clean.

Janis: *cringes* You’re missing MY point!!!!!!! You are not supposed to make her work!!!!

Rosa: Btw, April fools!! Mwah hahaha! We are actually on our way to Boston! Mwah haha!

Janis: Kidnapper! I expect you back at house before I arrive or I’ll file for kidnap!

Rosa: Your kid is napping.

Rosa: What’s up, dog?
Janis: Not much, cat.
Rosa: Cool, moose.
Janis: I know, rat.

Janis: Ugh!!

Rosa:  Me say “Ugh!!” Me say “Ugh-o!” Daylight come and me wanna go home!

Janis: Hmm…  Don’t recognize that song.

Rosa:  Bettlejuice!  It goes like this, “Day! Me say day-o!  Daylight come and me wanna go home?”

Janis: Stoppp I no know that song! Last time I saw that movie was when I was like 10! I no remmy!Skskskskksksksksksk vent out

Rosa: Fine! Fine! Fine!  Just trying to have fun.  I guess I should wait another …day! Me say day-o!

Janis: Sigh

Rosa: Sk-o!