‘PORT TALK

Janis: *peeking.. to see if you’re there*
Janis: *thinking to self.. “she’s not there”*
Janis: *writing a note*
Janis: “My dearest friend, Poo, please drop in to say hi when you return to your office.  Dearest your friend, Pee”
Janis: *looks at the note*
Janis: Hmm
Janis: *erasing “Dearest your”*
Janis: *rewriting “Your dearest”* 
Janis: *reading the note*
Janis: “My dearest friend, Poo, please drop in to say hi when you return to [...]

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Rosa:  Stop flirt me! Sk!
Janis: lol!  That was totally unexpected.  Well anyway… I’m not!! Sk!
Rosa:  Is ok.  Not have to admit.  Sk
Janis:  Sigh. I’m not interested in WOMEN!!! Sk!
Rosa: Stop generalizing.  Sk.
Janis: …meaning I’m not interested in YOU!  Sk!
Rosa:  Then why flirt, I ask u? Sk.
Janis: I am NOT!!!! Sk!
Rosa: Wow.  I wonder what its actually like when you REALLY do flirt [...]

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Janis: Ok I’ve made my decision.Rosa:
 
Janis: Well, don’t you wanna know?
Rosa: I do.
Janis: Aren’t you going to ask?
Rosa: What have you decided?
Janis: Well, first of all.. thank you for asking.  It shows that you really care. Thank you.  Now, my answer is..
Rosa: What is your answer?
Janis: Don’t get so excited.
Rosa: Ok. I [...]

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Rosa: Merry Christmas! :) 
Janis: *silence*
Rosa: Hugs. Sk! 

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Rosa: Now I have to go.
Janis: Ok. Sk.
Rosa: It’s 4:15 pm.
Janis: I know. Sk.
Rosa:  Talk to you soon.
Janis: I know you will. Sk.
Rosa: Hugs. Sksk.
Janis: I know you’re hugging me. Sk.
Rosa: You are egostic.
Janis: Sk!! 

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Rosa: I forgive you.
Janis: You’re welcome.
Rosa: I suppose I am.
Janis: Wow! That’s great!
Rosa: Enough.

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Janis: Look who’s working today!?!? fa-la-la-la-la!
Rosa: Don the bells! Ye who’s folly… Jan-la-la-la-la-is!
Janis:  lol!  How’s Poo?
Rosa: Poo is pewing.  How’s Pee?
Janis: Pee is wheeing.

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Janis: Merry Hanukkah! Merry Kwanzaa!  Merry Chriseve!
Rosa: Merry Silence.
Janis: Merry joyful twinkle star, ye Bethleham! O’ Jesus is born.  Jingle bells, the red nosed reindeer.  Two turtle hugs and a pear on the palm tree! Silent day, holy night, all is joys, all is jolly.
Rosa:  *silence*

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Janis: Did you clean up yet? I want my house nice and clean!
Rosa: Raine is doing her best. Give her a break! The beer bottles are slippery for her. Can’t expect perfect.
Janis: Sigh….She is only TWO!!!!!!!!!!
Rosa: Exactly. That’s my point. Can’t expect 100 percent clean.
Janis: *cringes* You’re missing MY point!!!!!!! You are not [...]

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Rosa: What’s up, dog?
Janis: Not much, cat.
Rosa: Cool, moose.
Janis: I know, rat.

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