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Please Forgive Me

Janis: I know you’re lonely without me.  Just be patient… Time will come. 
Rosa: Sure. I forgive you.
Janis: I didn’t ask for your forgivness!!
Rosa: I was just being nice.  I guess I shouldn’t have.  Don’t worry, I ‘ve learned my lesson.
Janis: I have a huge question.  Did I say “Please forgive me?” or did I say, “I’m sorry???” 
Rosa: No, you didn’t.
Janis: Therefore sk!
Rosa:  Wow. This is a good experience for me… this conversation.
Janis:  I suggest you stop asking for forgiveness.  I will forgive you whenever I feel like it.
Rosa:  I got a huge favor to ask you.
Janis:  Feel free to ask!
Rosa:  Please move on. 
Janis: Haha good one :)
Rosa: I know.
Janis: SK!

I am Your Human

Rosa: I am more productive in the morning, I guess :)

Janis: Ah, I see…then you shld try and wake up before noon then you’ll be more productive in the afternoon.

Rosa: I guess so. It is not a easy life.

Janis: Then challenge urself!!

Rosa: Very true.. but I need moral support.

Janis: Ok, I’m your moral.

Rosa: Humans need support.  Since I am a human… therefore, Janismore, I need support!

Janis: I am your human.  I am your support.

Rosa: So support away!

Janis: I’m driving in phx and phx law no texting and driving so I better put my pager down. I will be talking to you soon.

Rosa: Well, thanks for your support!

Janis: Anytime!!

The Deaf Girls

Janis: I feel like I am a lousy friend… for ignoring you.

Rosa: You are a wonderful friend! I LOVEEE being ignored! Its my favorite thing!  You know me too well!  So natural for you to ignore me.  I LOOOVE IT!

Janis: Ok.  Good to know.

Rosa: Yeah! Whoo hoo!

Janis: Calm down!  Never heard someone gets so excited to be ignored.  Never heard in my life!

Rosa:  Sweetie pee… there is a lot you haven’t heard.  This is why we are called “deaf girls.”

Janis: Do you realize that we are deaf because we were born deaf?

Rosa: Exactly!

Janis: This doesn’t mean we are deaf cuz we dont know things. Sigh.  Rosa Lee Gallimore… I… I… I… just don’t know what to do with you. 

Rosa: IGNORE ME! WHOO HOOO!

Janis:  Ah! Gotcha!  Sk.

Death of Pheeness

Rosa: I’m thinking of what to post on port-talk, hmm…

Janis: Look back in our convos. Any good pieces there?

Rosa: We have not been talking phee much.

Janis: Yeah *sighs* We gotta get our pheeness back.

Rosa: LOL! That’ll be awkward.

Janis: Why are you laughing? I’m being very serious here. Thank sksk

A Note

Janis: *peeking.. to see if you’re there*

Janis: *thinking to self.. “she’s not there”*

Janis: *writing a note*

Janis: “My dearest friend, Poo, please drop in to say hi when you return to your office.  Dearest your friend, Pee”

Janis: *looks at the note*

Janis: Hmm

Janis: *erasing “Dearest your”*

Janis: *rewriting “Your dearest”* 

Janis: *reading the note*

Janis: “My dearest friend, Poo, please drop in to say hi when you return to your office.  Your dearest friend, Pee.”

Janis: *thinking to self.. “That looks perfect!”*

Janis: *leaving you the note*

9 hours later…

 Rosa: Thanks for leaving a note.  That’s sweet.

Two Wonderful News!!

Hello!  How are you?  Great! Good!  Me?  I’m great!  I have two wonderful news. Wow! Champ!  Know what happened to my hands? They went through surgery.  True biz, they did surgery on my hands to make them bigger! They’re bigger now that everybody can see me signing more clearly. Oh! Another wonderful news, remember I have two wonderful news.  Wanna know the other wonderful news?  Wonderful? Can you see me signing clearly? Wonderful News! LOOK!! They did a surgery on my EAR! True biz, my ear is now bigger!  I can hear better and I don’t even need a hearing aid!  Champ!  Whoo!

 

Rosa:  Stop flirt me! Sk!

Janis: lol!  That was totally unexpected.  Well anyway… I’m not!! Sk!

Rosa:  Is ok.  Not have to admit.  Sk

Janis:  Sigh. I’m not interested in WOMEN!!! Sk!

Rosa: Stop generalizing.  Sk.

Janis: …meaning I’m not interested in YOU!  Sk!

Rosa:  Then why flirt, I ask u? Sk.

Janis: I am NOT!!!! Sk!

Rosa: Wow.  I wonder what its actually like when you REALLY do flirt because that scares me. Sk.

Janis: I don’t FLIRT!!  Sk

Rosa: Fine. Sk.

Janis: I haven’t flirted in 10 YEARS! Sk.

Rosa: Fine. Fine. Fine.  Obviously, you don’t undy flirting.  I donate you.  Sk.

Janis: …but u can’t donate flirtings.

Rosa:  *silence*

I Won

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Janis: Ok I’ve made my decision.Rosa: :)

 

Janis: Well, don’t you wanna know?

Rosa: I do.

Janis: Aren’t you going to ask?

Rosa: What have you decided?

Janis: Well, first of all.. thank you for asking.  It shows that you really care. Thank you.  Now, my answer is..

Rosa: What is your answer?

Janis: Don’t get so excited.

Rosa: Ok. I won’

Janis: Why did you win?

Rosa: Win what?

Janis: Oh, I think you forgot to put down “t”.  You said “I won”.

Rosa: Ah.  Yes.  I won’t.  Why won’t I?

Janis: I think I’m confused now.  I need to lie down and think it out, get all of my confusions straighten out.

Rosa: Lying down is good.  I agree.

Janis: Thank.

Christmas Spirits

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Rosa: Merry Christmas! :) 

Janis: *silence*

Rosa: Hugs. Sk! 

Goodbyes.

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Rosa: Now I have to go.

Janis: Ok. Sk.

Rosa: It’s 4:15 pm.

Janis: I know. Sk.

Rosa:  Talk to you soon.

Janis: I know you will. Sk.

Rosa: Hugs. Sksk.

Janis: I know you’re hugging me. Sk.

Rosa: You are egostic.

Janis: Sk!! 

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